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Sadly we can't be on the slopes, but in the meantime, we're sure these 12 hilariously named pistes will keep you entertained. How many have you skied?
1. Doom & Gloom, Whistler
Nothing like a bit of Doom and Gloom after tackling Stefan's Chute & Cockalorum.
2. Devil's Crotch, Breckenridge
This hellish double diamond expert piste isn’t for the faint-hearted
3. Steeper Than Hell, Snowbird
Snowbird: Hitting the nail on the head since 1971
4. Glory Hole, Alta
I wonder what goes on here...
5. Schattberg, Saalbach
Because we’re all still kids at heart!
6. Idiot's Delight, Alpine Meadows
Locals say you have to be stupid to actually take this route
7. Tom's Mom, Brekenridge
*Insert riding Tom's Mom joke here*
8. Adios Mother F*****, Snowmass
Steep as f***
9. Harakiri, Mayrhofen
A ski run that compares itself to the ‘abdomen cutting’ samurai suicide ritual, it is the steepest slope in Austria after all.
10. Goat's Head Soup, Sunshine Village
Goat’s Head Soup, Goat’s Eye Gardens, Cleavage, Ewe First, Mother-in-Law, Think Again, Bushwhackers and Chicken. What were these guys on when naming this area?
11. Organ Grinder, Sugarbush
Your body will be pulverised after this long and steep piste
12. Spanky's Ladder, Whistler Blackcomb
…how do they come up with these names!
Other favourites include:
Dick's Ditch, Jackson Hole
Psychopath, Breckenridge
Beer Belly, Red Mountain
Kill the Banker & Big Woody, Revelstoke
Big Doo Doo, Alyeska